There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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