even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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