wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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