Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Someone came in the potted fern
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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