New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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