A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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