Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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