...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cockslap morals
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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