i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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