guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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