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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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