no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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