Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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