Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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