can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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