Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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