I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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