Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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