i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Can I color on your dick again?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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