I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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