Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
