I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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