Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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