Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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