how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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