brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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