thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
