Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We have started to decorate penises.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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