Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I FOUND THE LEGS
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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