as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Congratulations! We have a period
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