if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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