I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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