At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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