Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
