she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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