I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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