Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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