David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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