I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
