Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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