how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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