and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Panties = found
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
