I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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