dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
why is half of my head shaved?
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