I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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