: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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