i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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