that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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