Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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