I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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