great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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