its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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