He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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