apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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