I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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